Monday, August 31, 2009

Hindustanis & English: The like-minded buffs?



There’s old adage- Yatha Raja Tatha Praja, meaning ‘As the ruler so the ruled’. After being ruled for two centuries by the British, we are very much entitled to posses some of their traits & opinions. Likewise, taking nothing away from docile ability of the Indians is the fact that we do are as fanatic sports’ fans as do the Anglos. Though consumed by two different sports- Football & Cricket, ‘Buffs’ are equally avid for their sports.


Financially Premiere leagues

When Mr Modi concocted the idea of new 20-20 league, he wouldn’t have thought of a better name than ‘Indian premiere league’, same on the lines of EPL. Its no secret that both are the richest leagues in their sports luring the very best of the game, Courtesy: The crazy followers. Any other time we might find serials like kyu ki saas bi kabhi bahuti (Pardon me, I aint really good at these serial names) up in the TV viewer ship ratings chart. But come the IPL time, there is none to match SET max , both, in viewership as well as the advertising rate. Though EPL is more spread through out the year in terms of schedule, money is nothing less. Samsung actually paid $100 million just to put their name on Chelsea jersey. ( Nike, I guess, would have spent less given it just has 4 alphabets..:P). Given all these big bucks, it ain’t surprising that the biz tycoons overspending to make the whole event more a commercial enterprise than mere entertainment.











Batted Cup winners


Every four years excitement soars to new heights in India during the World cup, so does the speculation. We come across umpteen number of articles in the media, speculating India’s triumph, by the experts.. Their explanation goes something like this – If team has notched up string of wins coming to cup, they would respond “Team is on a roll we might witness glory days of 1983”. And If team comes into world cup after string of losses, they say “As team has lost almost everything in recent past, This might be their lucky break. They might just go all the way”. Even the most optimist of seers would have second thought to come up with a prophecy like that. It does not end there. They would even come up with the teams India has gonna face at each level and reasons why it would beat them. Situation ain’t different in England either. Perhaps English might sound bit, may be a lot, optimistic considering that we, at least, have made it the summit clash six years ago unlike British, who haven’t even made it past the quarters for quiet , hmm..lets say, two decades. But Indians went one step further. They even showed how Nostradamus predicted India would win world cup. (Interpreting the prediction that world would end on certain day is one thing, interpreting that India would win cricket world cup at time when the guy could not even envision either’s existence is altogether different.) With the expectations running over the skies, the least thing world cup team can do, to pacify the supporters, is to go all the way. Anything less you are under the hammer. Next thing you know, Speculations circulating in all dailies- Who should be chucked out? Who should be brought in? who is the new captain? Who is the vice?. ..


Pseudo great players

Yuvraj, soon after blasting a rookie bowler for six consecutive sixes on flat pitch, was heralded as next Sobers ( Those of you for whom cricket is Greek & Latin, am not talking about yuvraj abstaining from going to pubs, here…:P. Sobers, the player, is considered the greatest left hander to have ever played the game). “Phew! For heavens sake, the guy cannot even handle moving red ball” any non Indian expert would have commented, questioning yuvraj’s ability in Test cricket. Likewise, there was a time when the celebrated footballer David Beckham was hailed as the world’s best footballer by the English media. But much to ire of British, none of the other experts could even find him a place in the top ten. Ridiculous it might sound, but nothing insane than this. A recently conducted football survey by British website named 3 EPL players in Top 5 ranks for 2008. For those of you who were in state of hypersomnia for past year, It was Barcelona who won Champions league & Spain who lifted Euro, where England even failed to qualify. These are just the specimens. Players rise to greatness in short time in these countries and they take even shorter time to fall from the grace. One day people queue up in thousands just to get the glimpse of the player, next day, before you realize, they are hurling stones at his house. Strange games, Strange followers!


May be it is more about passion than the insanity of the fans that is being vented when they go about in such absurd manner.


P.S: Am too one of the ‘Buff’…:D

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Month End- A Journey To Great Supper!!

It starts with me rising out of bed, only to realize I’ve got a long day ahead of me. Wonder, if it was only day I see both hands of the clock pointing twelve in the night (At least after I left my college)..

For non-salesmen, let me first get the basics right. “Month End”, is day of the month where all the accounts, including monthly sales target, are closed. As it is the last day to make up for the lost ground, it is imperative that we use every bit of it (Just like good old college days, Old habits die hard!). So, I guess, that explains me being awake till 12AM.

The day starts at snail pace with my colleagues clocking in to office as the time inches toward 10. Then, as in all offices, the banter picks up. Everyone wants to chip in with their witty remarks, aimed at others. I, careful to not get involved, absorb all this. But the good thing, one of the only two on this dreadful day, is license to stay in office. Yep, you read it right!. This is the only day where we have a official permission to stay inside the office. Any other day, we, at least I, would be hopping from bus to bus to meet as many fools, err.. ‘Customers’ I must say, as possible (Nomads would have been proud of us!). As day approaches the lunch time, sales office slightly turns to a stock office. The phones ringing, people screaming..total commotion. And given my flair for numbers, no doubt!!, I would make a very good stock broker ( Its not like I want to be Wills Smith, pursuing “Happyness”).

We struggle through the month barely to make 25% of the target, but come the last day we are almost at the Target without much fuss.(Wonder, how much incentive I would have made had everyday been month end). If you are wondering- what’s in this day that makes us better salesmen overnight, no big surprise. It’s all because of the oldest marketing strategy ever known by man- throw in the discounts, meet your sales targets. And in a industry where we cant really differentiate the competitors products, but for company logo, (I am not kidding. Some products are even manufactured by same vendor!!) old strategy is still going great guns.

I mentioned about one of the two good things on this day earlier. The other one being A delicious, unlimited and, most importantly, wholly sponsored dinner. With full hotel menu at your disposal at no cost, no one would want to miss this opportunity unless, of course, they wanna be “Bebo size 0”. As am not one of them, I would order for Brinner ( Breakfast+dinner ie). Now then, I really know what it takes to be a ‘White Elephant’- Bad salesmanship & knowledgeability of culinary art. (Cristiano Ronaldo, next in line for the most coveted title-“Mr White Elephant of RealMadrid”, would be envious of me).Jokes apart. The real good thing about this dinner is, we all get to eat together and enjoy ourselves. Whether its a novice, like me, or its his highness, my boss, it does not matter. Everybody is in the same dining room, actually a conference hall, in the same table and enjoying like soldiers who had just accomplished their mission.

No doubt, it ain’t a most suitable job for techie, specially me. But somewhere in that heart of mine, I feel this is not a bad job at all (for at least, I don’t have to carry those redundant scanning machines).

Life doesn’t always turn out to be the way you want it. When it doesn’t, you know, its time to move on.

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